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I'm Nico. This is all I ever really do with my life.

When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

First look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman

First look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman

You’re white and you like Cosplay? Who could have guessed??

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

thepolicesnogbox:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

mydearestbrother:

They actually listened to us. They took advice from tumblr.

next step is the salt hula hoops

Progress; Kevin used my Holy water waterguns.

we still need iron rings so they can punch ghosts in the face

Hey so if you’re up you should ask me stuff please

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

halfsollux:

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

The Simpsons Guy looks cool but it’s too offensive to be The Simpsons and too tame to be Family Guy. Hmm.

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

WAIT SO IF YOU’RE JAMAICAN THAN YOU’RE BLACK? ??? Y’ALL I’M (part) BLACK THEN NO JOKE

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service