I'm Nico. This is all I ever really do with my life.
baby: m... m...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you