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I'm Nico. This is all I ever really do with my life.

mulderplease:

honestly this is an american classic

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

All she needed was some

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

perchu:

catfella:

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?

. what the fuck is sex

I’m just gonna listen to because the internet and chill

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

I hate being depressed

hauntedmilk:

blamemisha:

blamemisha:

How do you kill Dean Winchester?

Kill Sam Winchester

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